How to Unleash the Booze-Inhaling, Animal-Slaughtering, War-Glorifying, Hairy-Chested, Retro-Sexual Legend Within... Just Like Papa!

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A Manual for Boozing, Brawling, and Bullfighting!

Fifty years have passed since the death of Ernest Hemingway, history's ultimate man, and young males today—obsessed with Facebook, Twitter, and Nintendo—know nothing about his legendary brand of rugged, alcoholic masculinity. They cannot hook a fish, dominate a battlefield, or transform majestic creatures of the Southern Hemisphere into piano keyboards.

The Heming Way demonstrates how modern eunuchs—brainwashed by PETA and Alcoholics Anonymous—can learn from Papa's unparalleled example: drunken, unshaven, meat-devouring, wife-divorcing, and gloriously self-destructive.

Advice includes:

  • The fine line between exterminating a species and just endangering it
  • How to make a daiquiri look manly (by drinking a dozen over breakfast)
  • Why four is the luckiest number—when it comes to marriages, anyway
  • The ways growing a beard can improve (and save!) your life
  • And much more!

Profane, outrageous, hilarious and loaded with photos, facts and insights about Papa, The Heming Way is a difficult path, and not for the weak, but truth is manlier than fiction.

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